You heard it here first folks…
We’ve started a Euromillions syndicate. Not just your average bog standard, only-wins-£20- type of syndicate. No. This syndicate is set to have the most successful first game ever and will win this evenings jackpot of 95 MILLION POUNDS. Oh Yes.
We don’t intend to go public… so if we disappear off the face of the earth you know what’s happened.
On second thoughts, even if we don’t win tonights jackpot, it will definitely roll over to Friday, be an even stupider amount and we’ll win it then- Gods way of rewarding all the fantastic Magento Magic we do.
But we’re going to win it tonight. Yes we are.